Here are some awful answers that i totally didn't steal from others.
I give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
Hey girl, are you slime because you make my piston sticky
Hey girl did you fall from heaven because so did satan
Bazinga replied to Krokanteknul's topic in Chit chat
One day i was working in gulag camp with bottles of wodka laying everywhere, and my best friend Vladimir showed my csgo so i went to my cabin and since then i played 24/7 csgo with wodka and cherry pirozhki all around me.