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im sure you are all aware that love island has been cancelled this year, so unfortunately, you will not be seeing my face on the show until 2021. not to worry though because it means there is more fun and happiness to look forward to next year!

dave this isnt a send for you because i know you're a 2019 love island reject im just trying to announce to the community about my devastating news

my new track is coming out june 1st called 'Come get me u pussio' get at it on spotify and itunes and the rest of it


much love brodem

Selena Gomez

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oh no i was really looking forward to seeing your beautiful face on too hot to handle i am writing to you to regret to inform you that you just sadly did not make my day as i dropped my coffee on blades curry and the fish was burnt... sad to say im going to miss bob the fish and really... i regret to inform you that yeah.

yours unfaithfully
The Bald NonCE

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I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

- gill

 

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alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off terrorists likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me fucking myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?
Signed - Michael Jackson 

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You know I had a very bad feeling that this was going to be the case, what a waste as I was saving up to buy a love island water bottle with your name on it! 
 

best of luck next year and I know for a fact Carol, Laura and Adrianna will all be rooting for you my prince 👑 

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7 hours ago, Jamie said:

You know I had a very bad feeling that this was going to be the case, what a waste as I was saving up to buy a love island water bottle with your name on it! 
 

best of luck next year and I know for a fact Carol, Laura and Adrianna will all be rooting for you my prince 👑 

Is that why Cathy's applying the same year as @Arq just to get in with him?

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